[Exotica]
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
♠ 3:19 AM
I know i havent been updating.. But i gotta blog today because my head felt so heavy with information and so many things are constantly swivelling in my mind.. arg... I promise today's entry would be very frank, interesting and juicy... yupp..

Let me start by sharing with u guys of this short Article that i randomly read in Style Magazine.. Do you noe that MEN CAN ACTUALLY LACTATE?

I mean seriously when i first read the article ( the first Bold header ), the first thing i did was to check on my nipples to see if there are any stains of milk.. No joking..

Nipples checked! No milk.. Phew..

I proceeded to read and it says that with a certain amount of intense stimulation of the nipples -usually by weeks- A guy can actually produce milk! goodness.. and i thought i was safe. Apparently, males do have mammary glands and that’s the reason for cases of males having Breast cancer. So, given that I am a visual person, I gotta find out more.. and to my utter horror, there is really this guy in Sri Lanka who breast fed his son everyday after the death of his wife. I stared at the pictures agape.

However, one thing for sure: I would never try to make my nipples swollen just to believe there is a certain possibility of me lactating. Well, in this case, denial is the best haha… But still hmm..

Anyway, back track a little. I saw this Calvin Klein Red boxer and I simply cant wait to buy it! its so sexy and irresistably cute...O well, given that CNY is around the corner; maybe I should wear it at home at NYE! Hurk hurk.. sexy what.. Although I pretty much prefer to be butt naked when sleeping..-winks-

And guess what? I have also decided to invest a little on a sex toy for myself! C’mon. it is not something to shy about. I mean don’t tell me you don’t MASTURBATE? Try harder. Ahem…I know you guys must be thinking, o this horny guy sure everyday jerk off.. Sad to say, no leh.. In fact, my libido is close to zero nowadays.. haiz.. Okay I have decided to invest because

a) I think I am sexually dysfunctional
b) My sex drive is depleting exponentially
c) Once in a while I may have the need ma…
d) I am just playful..hehe

And thanks to Samson, he told me that the Condomania lady told him to tell me that the new range of vibrators are available. I was like omg. I mean maybe I gave her a great impression that day when I checked out the vibrators. She was like introducing me the usual cock rings and stuffs and I was like, can I see something more intense? Its so unfair, Women seems to have more choices in sex toy. Haha.. totally hideous.

Last topic before I end this entry: Sex: The AFTERMATH

This topic is kinda interesting because I saw this website about Singaporean girls getting all worked up over the things their boyfrens do after sex. Its kinda hilarious because in my opinion, there are 4 general types of guys and I am one of them I think ( I am still a virgin technically speaking ). Guess which?

1) The ‘Lets sleep and talk tomorrow’ guy

This is the guy who is usually traditional and unromantic. Right after he climaxed, he would usually kiss his gf goodnight and fall asleep even before the gf could react. A big turn off, but I think these are the more honest ones. There is a reason actually. After copulation, both sexes would release this hormone which is supposed to create this soothing effect. And I guess the soothing effect works pretty well with such guys and thus the sleeping phenomenon.

Solution: I wouldn’t suggest grabbing his already flaccid dick or initiating foreplay once more. Guys usually after ejaculation would be quite turn off bout sex for a while, unless he is super Chiongster type. Well, just accept the imperfection ya. Although I think it will be kind of like a Bam WHAM THANK YOU MADAM situation here. O well, I am sure he still loves u! I hope haha

2) The ‘Can we cuddle’ guy

This is the guy who totally knows the art of intimacy after sex. Usually he would love to cuddle with his gf to sleep and talk bout sweet loving stuffs and is a hopeless romantic. There is no need for a solution here but there is a catch! I don’t think the chances of getting such guys are high. Even so, sweet guys are not that simple. O well, just remain hot and attract his attention and he will sure stay faithful to u.

3) The ‘Aspiring to win cleaning competition’ guy

The title says it all. This guy would jump right into the shower to clean up and be refreshed before cuddling the gf to sleep. He would expect the gf to do so too. It may be a turn off to some but hmm, its also good in a way I think.

Solution: Obviously, shower with him! May as well bathe together in lavender essence or massage each other in the bath tub. There is nothing you can change if he is a clean freak. So adapt I guess. Lol

4) The ‘I need something to bite’ guy

O well, I wouldn’t want to say much bout this type of guy cos I think I AM THIS TYPE.. haha.. Seriously, I think right after sex, the first thing that come to my mind would be: I feel like eating ice cream. Haha. Haiya ppl always want to eat something what. O well, this type of guy good okay, will always ensure the gf is well fed and cheeky enough for food sex lol. Hmm, I don’t think I will change this habit, but I guess having food together in bed would be a plus point ya!

Alright ppl, this is a really long entry and hope it brightens your day! Everything is just my opinion; it’s just merely for fun reading. O fuck its already so late. Okay blog another time!

Foreplay
THIS IS THE BOY THAT IS.....
 
-Open Minded, provocative and Different
-Always RIGHT whether at work, home or in BED
- PAnsexual right now.. Aka.. everything also can..
- hoping for the best everyday over ice cream
- really hoping someone would take me serious for once
- really too complex to comprehend.
- having the WORST sex LIFE AND DRIVE EVER! which his fren Yang said with much gusto: " the ONLY SEX U  HAVE IS WHEN U SHIT! ".. hahaha..

So given his really pathetic state in the love department, his only hope is therefore to sit and fart and hope that it can generate enough electricity for the entire Simei district.

Okay it was just a joke.. chill..

Still Foreplay

10 Seconds of Fame..

What is aaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Ans: Long time no C

Lame..yes i know tt....

Cunnilingus

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